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kuroutsubasa:

syrisa:

monsieurpaprika:

twoandtwentyonebee:

kenezbian:

Got asked to make this rebloggable.
The LJ link and the other website link.

I remember those days B)

*rocks back and forth in rocking chair, takes off oxygen mask to light up a cigarette* mmmyep dem were da days

*thumbs emergency button for nurse* can you *wheeze* remember going through *gasp* a author’s entire LJ *hacking cough* ye..years of LJ, just to find a fic?

There was the Sakura Lemon Archive sometime around 1995-1996. Someone salvaged it.
NOW GET OFF MY LAWN. I have 1990s anime porn to read.

I remember my first ever experience reading Lemon.
It was a FF7 fanfic about Rufus and Reno. Rufus’ father, who apparently liked Reno more than his own son, died. You know, just like in the game, except this time Rufus uses his new position as President to rape Reno. Except Reno enjoys it, so they end up having some weird relationship involving hatesex and handcuffs made out of paperclips. The author had a tendency to refer to semen as “seed”. But then there was a flashback of Teenage Rufus being caught with his then boyfriend by his father and subsequently getting abused, thereby providing reason for Rufus’ hatred of his father. And then randomly in one chapter Rufus does a complete 180 and decides that he’s in love with Reno and wants to treat him with respect, so they actually go out on a date, at which point Reno reveals that he was once a child prostitute, justifying Reno’s happy-go-lucky attitude to being raped, and then Rufus is all like “I WANT TO MAKE YOUR LIFE BETTER”, so they go back to his place and Rufus let’s Reno top, and the orgasm is described as being like the word has shattered into a thousand pieces of glistening glass. And then they get married and they live happily ever after.

So, yeah, much like every other yaoi lemon fanfic out there.

kuroutsubasa:

syrisa:

monsieurpaprika:

twoandtwentyonebee:

kenezbian:

Got asked to make this rebloggable.

The LJ link and the other website link.

I remember those days B)

*rocks back and forth in rocking chair, takes off oxygen mask to light up a cigarette* mmmyep dem were da days

*thumbs emergency button for nurse* can you *wheeze* remember going through *gasp* a author’s entire LJ *hacking cough* ye..years of LJ, just to find a fic?

There was the Sakura Lemon Archive sometime around 1995-1996. Someone salvaged it.

NOW GET OFF MY LAWN. I have 1990s anime porn to read.

I remember my first ever experience reading Lemon.

It was a FF7 fanfic about Rufus and Reno. Rufus’ father, who apparently liked Reno more than his own son, died. You know, just like in the game, except this time Rufus uses his new position as President to rape Reno. Except Reno enjoys it, so they end up having some weird relationship involving hatesex and handcuffs made out of paperclips. The author had a tendency to refer to semen as “seed”. But then there was a flashback of Teenage Rufus being caught with his then boyfriend by his father and subsequently getting abused, thereby providing reason for Rufus’ hatred of his father. And then randomly in one chapter Rufus does a complete 180 and decides that he’s in love with Reno and wants to treat him with respect, so they actually go out on a date, at which point Reno reveals that he was once a child prostitute, justifying Reno’s happy-go-lucky attitude to being raped, and then Rufus is all like “I WANT TO MAKE YOUR LIFE BETTER”, so they go back to his place and Rufus let’s Reno top, and the orgasm is described as being like the word has shattered into a thousand pieces of glistening glass. And then they get married and they live happily ever after.

So, yeah, much like every other yaoi lemon fanfic out there.

To celebrate the fact that gaymanga are following me now (and of course I am now following them…at last, info on where I can find all the good bara artists!), i’m gonna share the one piece of interesting hentai trivia that I know.

You know Katsushika Hokusai? Ya know, that guy who made this painting you see practically everywhere?

Ya know, the most well known Edo period artist in the entire world, who’s work has been printed on posters, phone books, dinner mats, coasters, plates, pretty much anything that can have a photo slapped on it?

Yeah, he also drew porn. Lots of it. In fact, he invented the fetish that Japan is most commonly stereotyped remembered for; the tentacle rape genre.

It’s called “The Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife”, and depicts a woman having sex with two octopuses.

So the next time you see some scenic traditional art piece from, like, Medieval England (or something like that) hanging in a museum, just remember; people were drawing porn even back then.

To everyone getting fraustrated by the new forced SafeSearch in Google Image Search…

Add “porn” at the end of your search term.

Basically “make your intent clear” is Google’s bullshit PR language for “you have to specifically state that it’s porn you’re looking for”.

Even “naked man” doesn’t bring up anything particularly juicy unless I write “naked man porn”.

Same goes for “tits”. Type it on it’s own, and you just get a bunch of bikini pictures and memes. Type “tits porn”, you find the droids tits you’re looking for.

“Bara” on it’s own brings up photos of fruitcakes and retro photography. “Bara porn” on the other hand gives me exactly what I want.

“Porn” is literally a new Google search tag. Add it to your search and you will find porn. Happy fapping.

P.S. No, “rule 34” doesn’t work. I’ve tried that already. Kinda unnecessary though, you might as well just use paheal.

furei:

Just taking a break from my thesis… I miss drawing.

I only just realised that “Helmet Party” is a double entendre.

furei:

Just taking a break from my thesis… I miss drawing.

I only just realised that “Helmet Party” is a double entendre.

monsteroll:

grisser:

Jesus fuck. Sorry everybody. Sorry mom.

Sorry Mom? LOL

Ok, if somebody could please tell me who made this that would be great.

monsteroll:

grisser:

Jesus fuck. Sorry everybody. Sorry mom.

Sorry Mom? LOL

Ok, if somebody could please tell me who made this that would be great.

(Source: sharkpecs)

So I finally updated my modding blog again…

This time, it’s a full installation guide for Singles 2: Triple Trouble, including where to get all the patches and how to unlock all of the censored content.

http://ntngear.wordpress.com/2012/06/10/singles-2-the-complete-installation-guide/

Mar 3

furei replied to your link: Oh dear god, someone’s making a Justin Bieber gay porn parody… D:

are those guy over 18?????? EWW pedobear aproves

I’m pretty sure they are. I’m not planning to start a habit of reblogging illegal porn.

Thing is, the only reason they announced this was because Bieber himself is now “legal”.

The fact that people are apparently sexually attracted to Justin Bieber enough to celebrate the fact that he’s “legal” makes me want to slit my wrists. DOWN THE PATH.

Mar 3

Oh dear god, someone's making a Justin Bieber gay porn parody... D: